Dorkasaurus Rex and the Last Nerdlord.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
JUST GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER
"there is nothing straight about your destiny, young warlock"
Merlin AU | Cafe Avalon [+cartoon style] For Prince-Pratdragron
It was like something out of a cheesy movie, love at first sight. They knew they were destined for one another the second they locked eyes. - Is the story they would tell if that’s what happened, if Arthur Pendragon wasn’t an ass & if Merlin wasn’t a stubborn idiot who only agreed to going on a date with Mister posh, recently graduated from Cambridge, oh don’t worry you spilled coffee all over my new jacket, I’m so rich I’ll buy another one Pratdragon so he would stop distracting him at work. Of course Arthurs easy smile and cheesy pickup lines had nothing to do with it, Merlin wasn’t so easily bought.